Baldi

"Welcome to my Whorehouse!"

- Title screen of Baldi's Basics Classic. Baldi is the titular character of the Baldi's Basics series. He is the head teacher of the Schoolhouse and Super Schoolhouse, giving the Player meth and crack cocaine.

As the whole game is not what it first seems, a twist reveals that he is the active main antagonist angered when a single mistake by the Player is made, at least by snorting cocaine wrong.

Description
Baldi is a poorly modeled CGI character with an appearence of the average redditor. Even though he has no visible ears, the description of his poster mentions that Baldi has an excellent sense of hearing, since he can hear the player's cheeks slapping.

Strangely enough, Baldi's facial expression while chasing the Player, while heavily compressed and distorted, is neutral and not one of anger, most likely due to dithering, or shere laziness by the dev. Who tf cares anyway?

Strangely, upon hacking and putting them side by side, tutor Baldi (Baldi when he is not angry) and Redditor (when he is angry) actually have different heights. Based on the scaling of Baldi's magnum cock, tutor Baldi is about 6.7 feet (204.22 centimeters) tall, while angry Redditor is about 5.7 feet.

Personality
Baldi is known for being a fucking piece of shit. Like, dude, why the fuck are you slapping children with a hard piece of wood? Are you a brainlet? You can get fined 1000s of QUARTERS!

Trivia

 * Baldi is on the Sex Offender Registry.